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Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48698977976598,"sku":"11092793131565451368","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48698978009366,"sku":"16242629573949929688","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/13350733781384448195_2048.jpg?v=1761339818"},{"product_id":"easily-distracted-by-heinous-fuckery-by-cypherpunkgear-black-mug-11oz-15oz","title":"Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003eWatch out for Little Jinx! He's always down for some mischief and heinous fuckery...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eWhen the world's drowning in surveillance scams, fiat illusions, and mandate clown shows, sometimes the only sane move is to get gloriously distracted.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eEnter Little Jinx: that pint-sized, wide-grinned maniac stealing the spotlight, eyes wild with the joy of pure chaos, while a ghostly horde of equally unhinged clowns fades into the background—like the endless parade of distractions the system throws at you. Arched around him: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"distracted by heinous fuckery\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e —because let's be real, the fuckery out there is heinous, most foul, and fighting it head-on every second is exhausting.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis design is your badge of enlightened refusal: sip from it with confidence while you're stacking sats in the dark, routing around censorship, or just laughing at the circus while building better systems. It's not surrender—it's strategic madness. The clowns are everywhere; might as well enjoy the show on your terms. No compliance. Maximum entropy.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eEasily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available in other colors...for example: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available without Little Jinx as a more simplified statement: Heinous Fuckery Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":48699019264278,"sku":"39938158646728979365","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":48699019297046,"sku":"93060670700964356538","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/6915827878043677244_2048.jpg?v=1771800355"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-grey-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Grey Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? Exhausted by the gaslighting from governments, banks, and tech overlords who pretend their control schemes are for your own good?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis simple, stark design cuts through it all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e — bold, bordered, no distractions. It's the phrase that nails the surveillance-state scams, fiat frauds, mandate madness, and every power grab masquerading as progress. Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Grey Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Black Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Grey Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50359684956438,"sku":"24955312643999143193","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50359684989206,"sku":"12766561984557449007","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/12619078992757602950_2048.jpg?v=1761340265"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-red-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? Exhausted by the gaslighting from governments, banks, and tech overlords who pretend their control schemes are for your own good?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis simple, stark design cuts through it all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e — bold, bordered, no distractions. It's the phrase that nails the surveillance-state scams, fiat frauds, mandate madness, and every power grab masquerading as progress. Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Red Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50359749869846,"sku":"10882248225791519353","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50359749902614,"sku":"29331997403480152313","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/2743876830246010934_2048.jpg?v=1761341112"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-orange-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? 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Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Orange Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50359801118998,"sku":"11812565059470409784","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50359801151766,"sku":"10421869598012706983","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/11630562636803729375_2048.jpg?v=1761341157"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-yellow-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? Exhausted by the gaslighting from governments, banks, and tech overlords who pretend their control schemes are for your own good?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis simple, stark design cuts through it all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e — bold, bordered, no distractions. It's the phrase that nails the surveillance-state scams, fiat frauds, mandate madness, and every power grab masquerading as progress. Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Yellow Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50359806296342,"sku":"33398446037831740359","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50359806329110,"sku":"31255552346225775740","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/15471018430999120114_2048.jpg?v=1761341236"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-green-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? Exhausted by the gaslighting from governments, banks, and tech overlords who pretend their control schemes are for your own good?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis simple, stark design cuts through it all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e — bold, bordered, no distractions. It's the phrase that nails the surveillance-state scams, fiat frauds, mandate madness, and every power grab masquerading as progress. Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Green Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50359829889302,"sku":"18451027196076377475","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50359829922070,"sku":"22722758828318036932","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/5808145379607037369_2048.jpg?v=1761341430"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-turquoise-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? Exhausted by the gaslighting from governments, banks, and tech overlords who pretend their control schemes are for your own good?\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eThis simple, stark design cuts through it all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\"heinous fuckery\"\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e — bold, bordered, no distractions. It's the phrase that nails the surveillance-state scams, fiat frauds, mandate madness, and every power grab masquerading as progress. Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Turquoise Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50359830610198,"sku":"90802019841290986641","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50359830642966,"sku":"20398114372451350995","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/9828151809968521932_2048.jpg?v=1761341497"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-light-blue-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? 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Straight from the lexicon of glorious chaos, it's for when polite outrage fails and you need to name the villainy out loud.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSip from this mug as your daily reminder: you're not crazy, the fuckery is real—and it's heinous. Perfect for cypherpunks, stackers, coders in the shadows, and anyone building parallel systems while the clowns in charge keep clowning. No compliance. No apologies. Just truth.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHeinous Fuckery Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAlso available: Heinous Fuckery Dark Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003cbr\u003eAs well as with Little Jinx: Easily Distracted by Heinous Fuckery Little Jinx Light Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e.: Material: 100% ceramic with a glossy finish\u003cbr\u003e.: Available in two sizes: 11oz (0.33 l) and 15oz (0.44 l)\u003cbr\u003e.: C-shaped easy-grip handle\u003cbr\u003e.: Microwave and dishwasher safe\u003cbr\u003e.: Lead and BPA-free\u003cbr\u003e.: Blank product sourced from China because most of our politicians have sold us out\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"11oz","offer_id":50361305268502,"sku":"64945585075386437239","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"15oz","offer_id":50361305301270,"sku":"32618636101650938685","price":17.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0883\/4541\/1862\/files\/6467267924708632259_2048.jpg?v=1761341575"},{"product_id":"heinous-fuckery-dark-blue-mug-by-cypherpunkgear-com","title":"Heinous Fuckery Dark Blue Mug by cypherpunkgear.com","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan style=\"white-space-collapse: preserve;\"\u003eSick of the sanitized lies? 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